Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Drew Knowles is gay

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats green and lives in the water

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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