why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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