Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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