A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Women's professional sports

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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