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  • Obviously this doesnt make much sense because any sane jew would buy the long lasting energy efficient bulb, which saves them money in the long run, and requires fewer light bulb changes.

  • if it were a ceiling bulb,a stepladder would most likely be the safest way to go, so definately a spotter, since 79% of home accidents involve a step ladder, another person (and we assume that all involved are able-bodied) to pass the new light bulb, retrieve the old one and to make sure the switch is on and aslo to check to see if it works, now if this happened at the workplace a supervisor would also be necassary, so i go with 3 at home and 4 at work!!

  • None they just get a goy. They pay later when the riots hit. ya know... it not about human rights its jewish rights.

  • I'm offensive and I find this very Jewish.

  • Oy vey, don't forget the 6 gajillion jew who died in the war!

  • 1 is the answer you just have to pay him.

  • i would say 2. one to screw it in , and one to create the lampshade.

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