What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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