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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call a black man? Rob

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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