- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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