- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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