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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

think twice or at least think

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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