What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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