- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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