What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Anti Joke

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