a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

antonio has a penis head.lol

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Yellow People !!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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