What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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