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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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