- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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