- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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