- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

HEY!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

every cloud has a silver lining

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

alert('The Game')

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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