- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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