why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

12 niqqa 12.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

yolo your orange looks orange

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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