- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

White men's rights

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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