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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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