- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

White men's rights

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