- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

a black man walks out of popeyes

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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