What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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