There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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