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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

2 black kids walk into school

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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