What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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