What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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