- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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