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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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