- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A russian gives away vodka.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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