My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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