- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

I dont have a girlfriend

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Well this is pointless.....

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