knock,knock you suck

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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