How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Golf.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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