Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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