- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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