- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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