Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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