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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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