They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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