Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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