Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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like if your cool

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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