Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

whats green and lives in the water

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Obama lin Baden.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

123 f*ck off

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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