- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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