- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Andoni was here

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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