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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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