- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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