- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Potassium? K.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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