- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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