- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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