Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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