- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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