Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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