What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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How High is a Chinese man

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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