- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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