Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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