What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

salad days!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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