blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti Joke

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