- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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