- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Granny porn!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

1+1=2

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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