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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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