Chuck Norris.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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The american education system.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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