Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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