Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Vagina cream... end of story

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

women's rights

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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