A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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deez nuts

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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