Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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