- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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