- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Casey Anthony kills a baby

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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