Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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deez nuts

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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