- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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