yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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