- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

guess what what ...

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

are you saying pam, or pan?

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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