- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Women's Rights..

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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