- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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