What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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My children are mistakes

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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