- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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