- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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