yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Sarah Palin.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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