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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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