So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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