- Anti Joke

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.