- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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