What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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