Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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My mom

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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i committed murder

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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like if your cool

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