- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

In soviet Russia...things are different

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

womens rights

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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