Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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