What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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