- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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