- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

women's rights.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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white or wheat? wheat please.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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