Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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I'm rick james bitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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deez nuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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