Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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