- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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