- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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