how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

salad days!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Come in

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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