What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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