- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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