- Anti Joke

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What's blue? The sky.