What did Reed read? A. Read?

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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