- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Death by kayak

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's better than a stick? A stone

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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