Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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knock knock Goodbye

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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eh

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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