- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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