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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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