- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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