- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

my egg roll

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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