- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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