- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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