- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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