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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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