Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

hers a joke... japanese people

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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