Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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I? Everett

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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