- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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