- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

the sky is green no it is not

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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