- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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