- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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