- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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