Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A women left the kitchen.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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