- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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