Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q- Why? A- Why not?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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