Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Barack Obama.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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