- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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