Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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