What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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