Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Anti Joke

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