- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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