The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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