- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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