- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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