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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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